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3 months ago
Might Have Been A Little Bored During Class (they’re All I Can Think About These Days)

Might have been a little bored during class (they’re all i can think about these days)


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1 year ago

The shitiest thing I learned it's the word stepfather LIKE WTF HOW NOBODY REALIZED HOW FUNNY THIS IS

Learning english is a shit but sometimes can né funny too


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1 month ago

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS


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1 month ago

Getting rid of art block is the greatest feeling ever. Like I can finally draw again and have felt soooo motivated!! I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING!!


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1 month ago

Nononono hydrogen bomb VS coughing baby sounds fire, would play

GO TEAM HYDROGEN BOMB or smth like that

Some ppl are like "ew these themes are sooo nonsense and ridiculous! Even I can come with better concepts" and then they suggest hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

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2 months ago

Me:

Ass hile kn my head:

Me:

Ass hole in my heaf: Fyck you

Me: ???

Ass hole in my head: you ate my food, I put a sticky note on ita

Me: but that's our name??

Ass hole in my head: ....fuck you.


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2 months ago

MMMM LOVE MY

Checks watch

5 HOUR NAP

Ha!

Now time for my sugary and disgusting combination of half of a monster and some cold coffee!

*noise of can popping open and aggressive searching through cabinets and fridge*

Noise of cup being set down on the counter top

*the sound of two drinks being combined*

*Slurp*

Now time tonwrite the second draft for chapters 5-13 of my fanfic!!

The assholes in my head: Why.


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4 months ago

My favorite way of cleaning is baricading my door and not leaving. It's called the fuck off method<333


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5 months ago

Listening to a nearly six hour long podfic f7ck yeahhhhh


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5 months ago

Did I just spend the past half hour learning how to use git?

Yes.

Do I know anything about coding?

Absolutely not.

Why did I do it?

I don't have a *fucking* clue.

Do I understand the basics.

Yes.

Will I use this knowledge and do something with it?

Probably not.


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2 months ago

my dumbass was really out here adding image descriptions underneath the images when alt text exists. excuse me while I edit my posts rq....


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2 weeks ago

i think about alot how my irl bsf was being jokingly downbad for dabi/toya in art class and then our art teacher asked to see him and then when she did she heard my irl bsf out. she said "i see why you guys go so crazy for these men." we were flabbergasted

also i call him babygirl a lot jokingly, it's very much a joke, I just like calling grown fictional men that i love dearly babygirl, so when the teacher saw him she said "oh that's babygirl!"

shoutout to ms. typh idk how she puts up with us


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1 month ago

woah mama they turned him into an ice cream flavor

Woah Mama They Turned Him Into An Ice Cream Flavor

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1 month ago

the elvis blog is getting to me. I was stimming a lot earlier (because I was excited about tomodachi life 2) and I was running in circles while repeating "woah mama" a bunch. it's a vocal stim now help


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1 month ago

TOMODACHI LIFE 2 FINALLY GOT ANNOUNCED IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 7 YEARS IM SO HYPED.


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1 month ago

doing all my homework in a few hour period that I was supposed to be working on over the past 3 weeks then letting myself engage in my hyperfixation as a little treat


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1 month ago

fym people don't have OCs. Fym they don't daydream about complex stories in their head. Fym they don't doodle little guys they created in their notes for school. Fym they just? Don't write? Like I've been writing since I was four years old and it's just so weird to me how people just... don't. All my friends, all my family, and my s/o are all writers so it just throws me off.

also how do you need to use ai to create a story. daydream to music until it comes together like the rest of us you coward


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1 month ago

wait do people believe me now when I say till is alive ?? chat I have believed this since the beginning everyone thought I was joking ;-; there's like so much conflicting evidence to me I have never saw him as dead- but yay for the new thingy for helping people agree I guess ?


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2 months ago

Some quotes from when @birbwithapen made me play in stars and time bc why not :)

Spoilers for in stars and time below !!

"Stardust, what the actual FUCK"

"Maybe me hallucinating a face on my closet door during act 3 was subtle foreshadowing for act 5"

"We're antidepressants and the king is depression we're here to kill him :)"

"I think he has a bit more then depression going on-"

(I repeated some variant of this quote every time I fought the king 🧍‍♂️)

(They went afk and I got the ghost event when they were afk)

Some Quotes From When @birbwithapen Made Me Play In Stars And Time Bc Why Not :)

"These bitches gay, good for them"

(I said that so many times gelp me)

"I hate act 5, I hate act 5, I hate act 5-"

*later in the act* "...I take back everything I said about act 5."

"I don't wanna grab this stupid key again ughhhh... we're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin, and inside that cabin is a princess, your job is to slay he-"

"SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT-"

There was more i just forgot my memory is really bad mb.

Also I don't do well with scenes involving children hurt or dead, and uh after the ending of act 3 where Bonnie died, I was panicking and afterwards once i calm down i check my dms and-

Some Quotes From When @birbwithapen Made Me Play In Stars And Time Bc Why Not :)

(Yes we're matching sifrrin & isabeau pfps on discord :])


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2 months ago

I've had this stupid lil thought for about a year now. So I play games on calls a lot while screen sharing, and like. What if the game protagonist could hear the call. What would they think.

Like does Siffrin have to hear my s/o (im not pinging them for this but they'll probably see it anyways-) wonder how tf I forget how rock paper scissors works while Siffrin is going through the horrors

Did Jimmy have to hear my entire discord server sing california girls to cope during all the deaths

Was my friend group basically just voices when my s/o played slay the princess on call

I think about this a lot


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2 months ago

was on a call with birb the other night while I was really tired and I was trying to explain alien stage to them (bc me and our other friend have been trying to make them watch it but haven't actually explained the plot) and my dumbass went "it's like gacha life singing battles but better"

I did actually try to explain the plot afterwards but yk. gacha life singing battles is funnier


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2 months ago

why can I tolerate being chronically ill and feeling sick every day of my life and then I get the flu and suddenly I feel like a sickly victorian child with the plague


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